Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk

First of all, folks, I don't care for milk,

So why would I mind if a little is spilt?

I'm lactose intolerant, or so they say.

But I don't like the taste of that stuff anyway.

It comes from the cows, past the pigs and the ducks,

And away from the farm, to the city in trucks.

It smells pretty funny and tastes kinda grossly,

Why'd I even decide to buy some from the grocery?

I don't like to pour milk into the bowl first.

That method is terribly, horribly worst.

I pour cereal first, topped with minimal dairy.

Any more, and I fear that my stomach gets wary.