Rebloodlicans, Democrips

So you're a Republican. Or a Democrat? Or a Blood or Crip? No, wait, you're a 33rd degree Mason? That had better to be on your resume.

So you're a jock, right? Not a nerd or prep or freak, to be exact? If not then what the fuck are you. Emphasis on the period in place of question mark.

Enough subtle sarcasm.

If you feel the need to identify with a political party instead of simply explaining your beliefs, principles, and reasoning plainly, then you're a slave to the modern political game.

And the only way to win it is to break its rules.

...break them for good...