if to-do lists were realistic:

1. get up

2. no, really get up

3. come on, you don’t have time to go back to bed

4. brush your teeth-

5. get dressed-

6. go downstairs, i guess...

7. eat-

8. look for something to eat

9. ...keep looking for something to eat

10. settle for something kinda gross

11. eat it, slowly

12. “i’m leaving in ten minutes, with or without you.”

13. worry about that^^ for about two seconds before going back to eating

14. get dressed-

15. look for something to wear

16. end up wearing the same sweatpants as the last two days

17. brush your teeth-

18. stare off into space??? sure, you totally have time for that

19. contemplate going back to bed

20. brush your teeth, very slowly

21. gather your stuff

22. ignore whatever it is your mom is yelling at you from inside the warmth of her blanket

23. “come on, we’re late.”

24. tie your shoes slowly, just to spite them

25. walk outside

26. wait for them to get something they forgot

27. doze off on the drive

28. go to school, finally