I have found none to suit, so I was forced to create my own religion. Here is its credo:
“I bow to Woman, as life would be pointless without her.
I bow to spirits from the past who show me how to address the future.
I bow to the minds of science as they work to prove a God.
I bow to a sun that lights the way, warms the skin, breathes life, illuminates the night, and provides two wonderous miracles a day as it spins me through the cosmos... all while effortlessly holding this world in it’s rightful place.
... and I bow to our youth, and to their endless, discomforting questions.”
Feel free to join, but there is no church, no bible, no clergy, no tithe, and no parish.