Dirty Bitch

There's hair all over the bathroom

There's dirt on the kitchen floor

Can't see the carpet in the bedroom

I just stepped on an apple core

There are flies hovering over the sink

All the dishes are caked with old food

I really should clean this mess up

But I am just not in the mood

All my clothes are in the hamper

I've been wearing this shirt for 3 days

I really should start the laundry

That spot on my pants is mayonnaise.

I've made a nest among the blankets

The bed has claimed me as its own

It won't let me answer the doorbell

It won't let me answer the phone.

I've lost my motivation to do anything

Doesn't matter to me that everything is a mess.

I've grown to like Cheez-Whiz in my hair,

Life is simpler when you quit trying to impress.

Maybe tomorrow I'll get up and clean,

Do some laundry and wash my hair.

Or maybe I'll just lay here some more

And try to remember what it's like to care