Challenge
Lighthearted, silly, short poems, flash fiction stories, or small set of sentences... spelling errors required
Pretend your spelling is like a six year old's; the only words they can spell correctly are: you, the, a, an, I, cat, bat...etc. They write a lot based on the pronounciation of words. Rite a short poim, flash fikshun storie, or smaull set of sentenses with spelleng misteaks... Sort of like the cows from Chick-Fil-A except a little more extreme. 57 words or less... Tag me in the comments please! (AND HAVE FUN)
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Theez Iz A Storee
wen eye waz a babee, I nevveer cryed.
eye waz alwayz two quyet.
momie lyked that.
eye think.
i donut no four shore.
wen eye waz too,
eye got loud.
momie donut lyke that so much.
jus me growen up eye think.
wen eye waz sex,
momie went crazee
eye drove her there,
butt eye donut dryve.