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I like watching squirrels fight. (Yes I do)

All that rage and anger (So scary)

Oh the horror (ooh how horrible)

Viciously tearing at each other

(oh my watch out little one)

Such agony and the suffering

(oh tell me about it)

is like a pan smacking the shitu out of U

(I see what you did there, me *wink*)

I also scream at my Pikachu Plushies

(you crazy bitc*)

Oh and get this, I make bad jokes.

(Rolling my eyes gurl)

Don't get close cause I can fart like hell

(Was it the pickles, darling?)

oh the the things I do with a pen name

(Yes, I can see that)