First, Some Background

I am clearly the eldest and wisest left on this earth after the recent pandemic wiped out the majority of our nation’s, and the world’s population. I shouldn’t be alive, but I think my anxiety and blood pressure meds, paired with my weight loss supplements had something to do with it.

I know nothing about running a nation. But I can trust Ben Jodie, who I’ve followed for the past 8 years. He’s one of the smartest people I know, and I trust him with the future of humanity.

Ben will tread closely by my side.

Next, I need to find a way to eliminate those who will try to influence my decisions over the next 36 hours. Todd Plumnar, has been trying to overthrow our government and become our dictator for as long as I can remember. He somehow survived the pandemic; we’re guessing all the product he uses in his hair and on his face had something to do with it.

So, I appoint the crafty and talented neighbor to my west, Kara Shamarli, to keep Todd as far away from me as possible. Kara has the skills of a PI and can watch Todd’s every move over the next 36.

Lights, camera, action.

Time to get started.

Now, someone get me a cup of coffee!