It’s Raining Goats

The preparations for roasting you. (Actually burning you... psst that doesn’t mean you’re on fire)

I needed to attend the wonderful classes from where you learned writing. But I couldn’t learn how to write like you. Oh, maybe I think I entered the wrong class. I mean the ones which your bro attends.

Congrats for 63 followers. You bet your bro by your QuAliTy (written just like most of the title of your pieces) writing. Oh my goodness I just can’t get over your QuAliTy. It’s just beyond my comprehension. Or maybe beyond HOMO SAPIENS UNDERSTANDING.

My fingers hurt. After scrolling through till I find a proper piece. But unfortunately, I couldn’t. My bad. Till then I am seeing all your QuAliTy content. I guess you forgot something. You call it grammar.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! How was your birthday last week? It’s been 30 years since you are enlightening the world with your QuAliTy writings.

I had to take a painkiller after seeing your profile picture. I mean so many colors on one screen kinda gives me a headache. I hope you could use these colors in your writing. To increase its QuAliTy.

I thought how rude would it be to hurt you but then I remembered it’s raining goats here. Best usernames in the world. *Readers, please applaud*

How do you feel after this challenge? Did you achieve your aim of getting followers *coughs* popularity *coughs*?

I am sorry if I was rude and please don’t roast me back, I AM ALLERGIC TO IT.