Everything A?
Alright, given I had to Google this one and spent most my morning reading the entries for “alcohol” and “THC”, I gotta ask -
We doin’ OK here, A?
Are things so bad we’re looking for alternative vices to get through the day? Because I mean stress baking / sugar at least you can workout or diet off later.
Or you could skip the binge eating bit and go directly to the “exercise as medicine” routine - easy and healthy endorphin hit right there.
Maybe a kitten? Actually scratch that - pun intended - that mistake will last you 20 years potentially and kill any hopes you may have at serious cohabitation with another human...
There’s always video game addiction, I hear with VR nowadays you can get real escapist. Honestly my Animal Crossing life is my best life, not gonna lie.
Either way, if these Challenges are a strange encoded attempt to elicit a cry for help from Prosers, I mean, just tell us you’re sick of reading our rants online - we can take it, we’re big kids.
Otherwise I’m gonna have to say stress baking is my top vice, yo. Smells a lot better than all the other entries so far too. Just sayin’.