Complicated Love

Crushing.  Just crushing.  2 months of dating the most perfect girl to ever roam the face of the earth...*You're a whore!!,  a whore!!*...and it doesn't look like it's going to work out.  Even though I absolutely love this woman...*Whore!!!*...we can't seem to get past a few things that seemed...*WHORE!!!*....like it wouldn't be a big deal at first but now looks like there is no way to get past them.  You see, my name is Jim Roberts and I am a Pastor...*You are a whore!...a whore!!*....., I am a pastor that has Tourette's Syndrome and my tic is pretty evident.  It's....*WHORE!!!  You are a whore!!"...it's the only tic I have and it is brought on by certain triggers.

This woman loves me but can't abide with the tic that I have...*WHORE!!!*....., the anxiety over my situation has been bringing my tic out quite a bit.  The biggest issue is that she is a STRIPPER that is a VIRGIN.  She, like me, believes in saving ourselves until....*Whore!!*...marriage but being in the line of work she is in makes it more...*You are a whore!!!*...difficult for her to endure my tic.  For obvious reasons.

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Authors note - A love story between a pastor with tourette's and a virgin stripper is just not believable.  Moving on to the next project....