Hi from a Pen-Cap
Ok... I know this is unusual...
But I am a Pen-Cap, another elite member of Ankon’s messy table. I am saying, YOU, a “Hi!”
Ugggh... you don’t even know what pen-cap is? Well, nothing to be surprised. Normally it is not shown while discussing the anatomy of a pen. It is the plastic made cap, securing the nib, over your ball point pen.
Though my true position should be at the top portion of the pen, I am found more frequently on desk or floor or mouth of Ankon than on the pen. Oh about the mouth thing... usually between the teeth, as a ’Let’s See How Much Pressure You Can Take Challenge”; sometimes also as the cigarette between the lips (yeah, non smokers do that).
The name “Matadeer” is written on my body so I can make an educated guess(!) that this is name of the producer of me and my companion- the ballpoint pen. But over time, I am not sure which pen was my original companion. I get forced to make bond with new pen everyday [:’(], sad right? What to do... Ankon won’t listen to my 5 Hz frequency words. Even sometimes I have to make bond with pens who are not even produced by “Matadeer”, can you believe this madness? If I was the manager of this company, I should make a clear terms and policy paper on this bonding relations :angry:
(And also if possible an extra policy paper on sandwiching pen-caps between teeth)
Fortunately, Ankon did not bought me ten years earlier. I found some skeletons of pen-caps of that time. Obviously they are broken and they aren’t talkative like me. I had to do some research and trace back their CNA(!) to find out what happened to them. And what I found is the most disturbing findings in the world. Ankon made “War Equipments and Structures” with them -_-. He forced more than 20 pen-caps one inside of another to form a stable structure. And after making the structures, he generally gave force over them to see the stable structuring breaking and the caps moving in light-speed. Undoubtedly, dark times....
Oh please fuck you Ankon, don’t put me again now between your teeth :angry:. Your saliva sucks.