Cats Have Staff...

So, I'll be the cat, thank you.

Just imagine! I get to stay inside, lounge around on the couch, climb up on the counters and all!!

Now...Cons...The cons are, I don't know how to be a cat. See, I grew up around dogs. So, I'm not sure what a cat really acts like...I mean, unless I can be a cat like Wolfie (from Barbie in the Princess and the Pauper). Yep, he's a cool cat.

Ooh!!! Or, maybe I'll draw inspiration from Thomas O'Malley the Alley Cat (from Aristocats). Ah, yes. All that swagger. I'll be the coolest cat around. And wear sunglasses too! (Okay...I really have to stop thinking of animation movies and the animals in there...)

Can I have a name like Sax? Because the saxophone has an awesome sound, and I'd just love to be named after such an awesome instrument.

Highlight of My Day:

Lying on the couch and acting like a bitch if people get too cozy with me. Hmm...Or should I have been a dog then?

Are cats difficult creatures? Can I be a difficult cat? Just scurrying away when people get too close?

Can I scratch people? Wait...I need to calm down...And maybe consider a counselor. I'm going completely nuts, as if I'm really going to become a cat for a day and I have to get my act ready...