A Nice Pirate Walks Into A Bank....

"FILL IT UP, LET'S GO!" A man whose face was hidden by a ski mask shouted, holding out a reusable grocery bag and pointing a gun at the bank teller. "I am not a very patient man, and I could do something drastic if you don't move this along!"

"Y-Yes sir." Janet stammered, running to get money to put into the bag. There was no one else at the bank yet, and no other customers were there either. Her only option was to cooperate with the robber.

Janet grabbed stacks of bills and frantically stuffed them into the grocery bag. Once she gave the robber all she was able to carry, she went back to look for more.

"Those bills you are giving me better not be single digits, or you better believe I'll be back!" The robber threatened. "And I won't be as patient either!"

Just then another man walked into the bank. The man was dressed like a pirate, and he had a sword drawn.

"Give the young lady back the money." The man dressed like a pirate told the robber. "It isn't nice to take things that aren't yours, after all."

"Who are you weirdo?" The robber asked in a menacing tone. "And did you not get the memo that it is Valentine season, not Halloween?"

"You can call me The Pirate, and I am in season all year." The Pirate answered. "And who are you calling a weirdo? Who robs a bank with a grocery bag?"

"A PIRATE?" Janet shrieked. "Are you going to rob me too?"

"No, I'm not that kind of pirate. I'm the good guy, I swear!"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO YOU ARE, YOU'RE DEAD!" The robber screamed, pulling his gun and firing several shots at The Pirate....

To be continued....