Courtney Green was tall and mean,

her parents and braces embarrassed her

her thick black hair grew out everywhere

and they say her toenails could cut butter

Phillip Malone was constantly stoned,

smelled like pot in the back of the classroom

everyone said that his brother was dead

when you asked him he'd tell you he killed him

Tammy Loraine, also known as the brain

decided she hated the teacher

she made up a story, said he called her a whore and

the man lost his job the next morning

Mr. Palansky always dressed up so fancy,

wore a suit to his classes each day

but when he went home at night, he would turn out the lights

and put on a costume of Buggs Bunny

Oliver Brandon ate his lunch in the bathroom

and put twinkies in the urinal drain

I ran out of rhymes to put in these lines

one two three four five six gravy train