dear HR Racheal
i am writing you this letter after our last conference. you amazed me yet again with you loathsome charachter.
Not often does a person comment on another in such a negative way as i intend to do. i hope it will be recieved in the manner it was intended.
so obviously, hate you. i think you are the epitome of all that is fake, vile, and filthy in the human race. you are obtuse to the needs of people you work with and supervise, you are melevolent and untruthful.
your attempts at charm are as successful as me doing the marathon. clearly you do not have it in you to feel any sympathy toward others. i will not say that you have no empaty, nay. that you have a lot, i’ll give you that. you can not be so disgusting and repulsive by sheer luck. the levels of loathing that me and surly everyone who has had the unfortunate experience in common, are surly something that is a result of careful calculation. why you would want to cause such vileness all around you is unknown. perhaps this is a corporate culture thing. perhaps you get praised for the number of employees you process in and out rather than the number you retain. i am sure you have your reasons, as did every horrible person in human history, though it could be argued that you are not one in any real sense. you seem to have a self assurance, seeing yourself, perhaps as somewhat of a succubus. i assure you that that is not the case. not in the least. a succubus would be attractive ourwardly at the very least. you are in that more similar to a rony dangerfield, only without the humor, or good intention that he had. your eyes, though are eerily similar . perhaps i am seeing this in you, as a result of how i feel. i will not sully my writing with vulgarity, but would like to conclude this letter by wishing you a series of calamities that will bring you continuous anguish and humiliation.
sincerely yours,
Balshazzar Wastebasket
p.s.
this letter would be circulated among your coleagues and superiors, with tje assumption that they are not reptiles like you. i do this not as revenge but as an honest hope that people i work with who share my laothing towards you (and there are many indeed) may see some improvement at least on a superficial level. you do superficial like no one can.