I Need a Keurig

This has been brewing for a long time. I think it is time for an upgrade. You were good to start out, but now I am ready for more. I need more than you can give me. I need something stronger, faster. I need options. I want something I can be proud of, not something old and dirty that I need to hide.

You used to be my comfort, but now you won't turn on for me anymore. I should have known you would fail me when I stole you from my sister. You just don't taste the same anymore.