An Absurd Fairytale

Someone’s been sleeping in my bed, Poppa bear said. And our beds too Mama replied and Baby, standing at the foot of his bed said, “And look! There she is now!”

“Junior, get the roasting pit ready,” said Poppa Bear. Goldy heard Poppa and sprang upright in bed, afraid for her life. “Oh please don’t eat me,” Goldy pleaded with the three bears. “But we’re hungry,” the baby bear whined. Goldy then had an idea how to save her life and feed the hungry bears too.

“I’m hungry too! That little bowl of porridge just didn’t cut it. I know. I’ll buy us all a pizza!”

So Goldy and her three new bear friends waiting for the pizza to arrive. Moments later, the pizza arrived.

"Here we are," said the delivery guy, "A nice pepperoni and ham pizza with extra pineapple."

"Wait a minute," said Mama in a surprised voice, "Who's the nut that ordered the extra pineapple?"

Sitting at the end of the table, Goldy shyly raises her hand.

"Pineapple on Pizza?!" Growled Poppa Bear, "Throw her in the barbecue pit!" "Yeah!" Agreed Baby Bear, Lets make a pizza topping out of her!"

Quickly, the pizza guy grabbed Goldy by the hand, "Don't worry fair maiden. I'll save you!"

The two ran out of the Bears condo and jumped to his 67 Mustang and sped away.

Meanwhile, back at the condo, the 3 bears decided not to chase after them. They were too hungry and decided to just have the pizza for dinner.

"Pineapple on Pizza," Poppa Bear grumbled, "How absurd."