How do you spell Yucky?

I was 6 years old. My church had a chili contest to see who could make the best chili. Here's how it went. We got samples of different chili and then wrote down our feedback. Well, there was a moment of silence while everyone was writing their thoughts. Through that silence everyone hears a very loud child (me) say "Mommy, how do you spell yucky?"

Story 2: This happened just a few days ago. My brother is very good at mental math. Well I jokingly asked him how he got so good at it. he said "I forgot my pencil everyday to school."

"And your calculator?" I asked.

"Lost that halfway through the school year."