Chocolate milk?
One day my younger brother wanted some chocolate milk.We only had the powder, so he made himself some and put wayyyy too much powder, making it look dark and gooey.Carrying the cup, he slipped on a toy car and went flying backwards, spilling the goo all over the walls.I ran over to see what happened, not knowing he was doing and noticed the chocolate dripping down the walls.Asking him what it was, he told me he pooped.I believed it because he was wearing loose gym shorts and asked how it was even possible to get shit on the walls like that.He told me he slipped on the car and it surprised him so much he let loose on his way down.I couldn't stop laughing, but also dreaded having to clean it.When he was satisfied with my reaction, he told me it was just chocolate milk and we laughed even harder.