Challenge
Whatever you do, for the love of god, Don't write a haiku here!!!!!
everytime you post a haiku in this challenge, a fairy dies. make sure that you don't try and investigate how to write a hiku. if you hold anything sacred, DO NOT write 5-7-5 syllables in a three line poem, and pretty please avoid having the title is free, for background detail, oh god, the horror, what have we done!!
Merrick
His real name, Derek
He plays for, Spurs
He eats little birds
They cause his guts,
Havoc
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