Bat
Dark as deepest night
Tipsy in the moonshine light
Vampish devils dance
Guess this will take care of a fairy. Ha!
F**CK a Haiku
There once was a fairy
Who showed up big fat and hairy
My house is still dirty
Tooth-Fairy’s Reckoning
Fairy stole my tooth
I am looking for revenge
Tooth-fairy will pay...
15 word limit won't stop me...
Free
we must free fairies
from the prison of this life.
so let them all die.
Got So Confused About A Coo I Had To Come Back And Put In A Title about My Hi Coo!
What is a hi coo?
I never had no hi coo.
Oh, “Hi coo, you good?”
Definitely not a haiku
Man, I hate haikus.
Trapped in five, seven, and five.
I'm better than that.
.
Funeral of a fairy
A good fairy dies
Without me knowing her pain
A slow and sad death
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I’d like to begin by thanking everyone for coming to celebrate the fairy’s life. This fairy was the only fairy I’ve ever known. Although never met.
She was the only child of a fairy and a fairy.
The world is a sadder place without this fairy in our lives. But the fairy touched each of us and left us with memories we will cherish forever. Thank you.
Feeling Fairly Bad About Finishing Off A Fairy By Haiku
Haiku ended you.
I am so sorry fairy.
I'm despicable.
- Dedicated to the fairy that gave their life for this piece, I will remember you always.
This Is Not A Haiku
Not a haiku, this
Five, seven, five, syllables--
A fairy died. Oops!
. . .
Well, I tried.
4 haikus (yes, 4!), and a problem with the editing...
See this hook i’ve got?
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walk the plank, blast ye
for disobeying MY rules,
the sharks, circling.
Overkill, but justified.
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flayed, flogged, butcherd , hung,
drawn and quartered,stoned, boiled alive,
is what i deserve.
aa
An awful sham
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I'll be a good boy,
please don't be 'upset' with me,
drive me home when done.
be a good boy, be a good boy,
is what i deserve. be a good boy, be a good boy,
be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy,
An awful sham, this. be a good boy, be a good boy, a good boy,
-----++++++++++ be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy,
-----+++++++++++++ be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy, be a good boy,
dont be ‘upset’ with me, please,
drive me home when done.