Ok. So.

my idiot ex husband, against my wishes took my kiddos to Disney. I had wanted this to be a "family trip" and it was simply not to be. Because he went rogue. Fastforward a week.

Now. They All have COVID. Even the family members who had the vaccine as well as my two tots. Now. Thankfully. most everyone is mild. And apparently mine are warriors with minimal symptoms. I stopped by at the bequest of my ex mother in law to provide her with the Harry Potter series, sans the first one. No fucking clue where that is.

so. I back my truck in the driveway.

it's like a modern day Tombstone.

ex mil and my kiddos lined up about 20 feet away.

Me stepping out of the truck. Slowly placing the bag of DVD's in the grass.

My youngest. Begins grabbing in the air. My son joins. We warn them to stay back.

My daughter "mommy. I'm going to hug you and give you the covid so we can stay with you.

me: "baby, that's 100% not how's thats gonna work. That's gonna add two more weeks of separation."

Then my ex mil tells them to hug each other real tight like they were hugging me. I tell them not to break each other's bones.

they begin to circle and close the gap.

My daughter swings wide and hisses "I will break all of your bones. When I hug you."

Me: wow. Ok then.

Also me: looking forward to it Baby girl. cant. Wait.