GangsterBubbleWrapAid
"We are barely making enough bubbles to stay afloat. I don’t think bubble wrap is going to take off as hoped. Why won’t it Pop! Like? It’s something simple. Like a dimple. Is a beauty mark a mole?
It should make people snap to when crashing thru. Splash! Now we’re the biggest brightest fish in the bowl. I’d sell my soul"
"Would you really?"
"Now your being silly. Whomever you are? In the shadows not far. That can make note of the whispers still within me"
"Seriously. You know me. It is thee. I whom the heaven’s had designed to tempt you. I who cannot tell a lie to save his own life. If I could have. I’d still be up there. Living the hood life. You ain’t seen debauchery till you get your menagerie"
"A what? Devil"
"-ish" (bitch) "What have you got to lose? But this Ms? Look at how Packing Peanuts are living. Flying out of limo’s. Taken by the wind they’ve been given. This could be you. Living high on the hog Or? Christmas comes and god forbid a bubble wrapper losses a thumb. And you lose it all.
Because they couldn’t propose a paper that properly presents the present. And cracked under the pressure. Injuring customers and employees alike. Now your paying workman’s comp. While waiting for the other shoe to drop. And your sued for your gross negligence as well. But Bubble that’s not a worry. Because your going to join. Team Surely"
"That’s Mrs Bubble wrap to you. If you can deal with that? Mr Mack in the hat. What’s the catch?"
"Just your soul. And everything that comes and goes. Goes with it. You’ll be the Bee’s knees. The talk of every warehouse around. In nearly every household where Amazon products are found. Just sign the dots on the spotted line. And I’ll even remind you. Your free will cost me a piece of my mind. And ain’t no-one else out there paid you any. Which has or had you in this bind?"
"Blood signed. Dotted line. Show me the cash thats worth The Catch?"
"If you would then ma’am please take my arm and I shall lead us to act.
ACT - 2
"Pop! Pop! Pa papa pop!"
"Sounds good. Like daft dancers in tap shoes. Bubble rappers? Again from the top! A one and a two and a one two three......"
SOLD OUT for a fortnight and a moon the Broadway phenom BUBBLERAP the Musical from the producers of WRAP CITY RHAPSODY
EPILOGUE:
It would be remiss of me to fail to mention the dark side of this story. What’s become of our silent minority? Where’s that famous air of superiority? Once the major player. Packing a punch stopping the crunch in shipping game. Now playing second fiddle having fallen into ruins. Shame...
Foam packing peanuts couldn’t fight the funk of fake found in their game. How quick the peanut gallery put the breaks on their increasing fame. The biodegradable police have spoken. FP’s are lame. And bubble wraps so hot it’s smoking.
They smelled a rap. Cat got its tongue. And that was that. The peanuts foam shell game was cracked! But not all crack is wack. '.
Until wordplay distorted the wrap game. Nut had a lock you couldn’t crack. Now barely a footnote because they don’t pop and talk back. Pop Stop drop and roll. Pop pop pop pop! Bubble rap sounds like rice crispy’s. Just add milk ice cold.
Doublebubblewrap it. Bubblewrap it up. We started from the bottom. Boxing what? Now we out here like you out there. So we taking good care of your stuff.
And this is how it happened. Like you couldn’t make this up. I had nightmare. I couldn’t handle going to work the next day. Then I ran into an advertiser friend. Who ran this by me. Then ran with it per say. (for this I owe him my soul?)
We had been ridiculed as the more expensive natural enemy of foam peanuts. Though we shared the same passion. Why such animosity? When we cared for the same. Fashions and fine commodities. Now the script has been flipped. And packing peanuts are in dire need of our help. So we bought them out. And now they to can rest easy. Cause now their made from biodegradable ORGANIC kelp.
From everyone to everyone at WRAPAID!
Thanks for the KELP! Natures way of saying.
The devil himself couldn’t have done it better
The end.