Listened to the following convo between my parents:

dad: owen Wilson is in that show Loki

mom: what’s it about

dad: some part of marvel

me *finds show on streaming*

mom: I knew it was satanic.

me *baffled* what do you mean? He’s the god of mischief. It’s based on Greek mythology.

mom: *huffs exasperatedly* What do you think that is?

dad: we will look for something Christian.