In a secluded rose garden, mix the ingrediants that follow:
-beak of an albino raven, ground to powder,
-the remains of a fallen arch, preferably a centerpiece.
-three strings from surgical masks of hypocritical politicians who got covid.
-a copy of your last novel, printed and bounded in leather.
-a gallon jug of diet sprite (!)
- poached egg.
-ashes of a boomblaster (cassets, not CDs).
-an unused ticket to a defunct amusment park.
-7 color cartidges for a Canon printer
- knockoff copy DVD of ‘Terms of endearment’ or ‘Freejack’
-a tuba that was recently played by a virgin.
-cobwebs from the attic of a retired opera singer (preferably a contralto)
-entrails of a worried horse,
-fingerprints, lifted from 4 people who know what you really think of Sallinger.
-moss that grows on the north side of a rock (if you are in the northern hemisphere).
-an empty cartridge for a coffee machine that is supposed to be good for the environment.
- tear from the eye of an aspiring actor.
- stool sample from a nice old lady that made gingerbread men.
-freeze-dried vommit, collected after a brother of someone ate chicken pot pie.
-gray water , collected from the bucket while mopping up the home of a dead man.
-placenta from a birth of a calf with two heads.
- three-leaf shamrock
-dried blood, collected from a knife, after it was pulled out of someone’s back.
-socks that were worn by a goose-stepper of some kind.
-A band aid that was ripped off too slow
-the shadow of a moose
-a tent peg
- match book, from a casino
-a menu from an all you can eat buffet,
-4 dust bunnies
-a blue orchid
-the instruction manual for a washing machine.
- shed tail of a chameleon, must be beige.
-a carnival wanted poster of your nemesis,
-paint scraped off a zebra crossing.
-a pound of flesh
- used tooth brush (must be yellow)
mix all ingrediants in a cauldron, use the diet sprite as the liquid base (do not drink!!)
wait for a whole afternoon.