Please Give Me 15 Million Dollars or...
Ill open the potato chips and leave only one
Ill open the bag of cookies and leave only crumbs
The tater tots will vanish, a carrot in their place
Ill crush up all your pringles and leave nothing i their place
Ill walk around your house and leave handprints on the glass
Ill wait for three months and still not cut the grass
I wont take off my shoes after playing in the mud
And ill walk on your carpet and all over your rug
I wont change the light bulb when it flickers and goes out
Ill fill up the bathtub with a bunch of flailing trout
I wont close the fridge while I pour a glass of milk
And all ill put in a load of wash is one yellow kilt
Im holding my upbringing for ransom, mom
And theres no way you can sway me
Cause theres no way Ill move out and get a job
So if you want me to leave, pay me