The EZ cherry tomato utensil
are you tired of eating cherry tomatos with friends, only to see them fly off your plate as you try to catch them with the fork?
Oh no...this left a terrible stain, and the tomato hasn't even stopped flying, spreading olive oil and pesto sauce whereever it goes?
Well, if all else fails , you could scoop the thing with a spoon. But that will lead you to take in all that dripping, fatty oh so fatty sauce...
You could ask for the tomato to be cut in halves before it's setved...
But would you risk the wrath of the salad chef?
Well...stains, social embarassment are now a thing of the past.
Modern science has given us solutions to many of life's questions..and problems...
And now it has given us a whole new cutlery utensil.
Introducing the aptly named THE EZ CHERRY TOMATO UTENSIL!!
No need for batteries!
No messy cleanups!
Impress your guests with a brand-new piece of tableware!
Imagine the look on their face, when you show them how easy..or should we say EZ ..to catch a tomato? When was the last time a totally new utensil was introduced? The baroque ? Late rennaissance?
Mere milestones on the road to more efficient eating.
Made from lovingly fashioned, and easy to clean stainless steel, just let gravity do all the work!!
And it dosn't stop at cherry tomatos!! It can catch so much more!!
That tretorius grape!
A cherry!
A particularly round olive!
The sky is the limit.
*patent pending sales are limited to order number.