One million $

Dear Virginia,

I am utterly amazed at the request you submitted for one million dollars. How could any sane person refuse to respond after seeing the faces of those six sad reindeer? It’s obvious their need is great to be wrapped in golden gowns after having been turned down to ride across the sky on the most important night of the year.

If only I had one million dollars, I would send you a bag of carrots and look for a secluded beach near the north pole.

Much love,

Santa Claus