A FUNeral

Thank you all for coming to this. I know my childhood would have loved to have all you here. Now this is very emotional for me, so if I start crying I am sorry.

"But mother, I dont want to grow up!" Well, I did. My name is Tosie, and I was very close with my childhood. It was a happy childhood, filled with siblings, friends, and the taste of playdough and crayons. My childhood always lit up the room, was generous to a fault, and would do anything for anyone. It was an inspiration to all. Although I may not understand why it had to go, I will always treasure the impact it had on my life. It will be sorely missed. Rest in peace.

We good? Yeah? Ima go adopt a puppy and buy dry ice now. Wait I have to work today? That seems fitting, actually.