The rights of cenipedes
they get all the rights:
the right to be creepy,
the right to lurk in holes,
the right to hybernate,
the right to have a pisonous bite.
the right to confuse,
the right to enjoy humidity,
the right to grow segments,
the right to their political agenda,
the right to misbehave,
the right to educate their young badly,
the right to their own opinions,
the right to be free of persecution,
the right to SEE YOU,
the right to tell you something,
the right to freeload,
the right to use the postal service,
the right to declare bankrupcy,
the right to call you 'friend',
the right to catch a gecko,
the right to misspell,
the right to find gainful employment,
the right to sue,
the right to flail the antenna,
the right to molt,
the right to emergancy medical care,
the right to choose wallpapers,
the right to disregard zoning regulation,
the right to buy a beer,
the right to carry a gun,
the right to demand more food,
the right to refuse to pay a tip,
the right to step in the wet concrete,
the right to form unions,
the right to trade online,
the right to complain,
the right to be bad neighbors,
the right to call themselves humans.
on the making of a compass: nothing has ever really changed, despite the tons of talk and endless noise, making comapass is about taking a ferromagnetic needle, magnetizing it. then sticking it on a small bouyant object, like a cork.
then putting all that in a bowl of water.
there is no hidden magnetic field that THE GOVERNMENT doesnt want you to know about. it works everywhere and you need to be an absolute schmuck to argue if compasses work or not.
so there.