Should Trash Go To Space?

1) Absolutely not. The double wide would never survive re-entry!

2) “Trash“ would automatically pull it’s britches down every time it hears “moon-shot”.

3) “Trash” already has too many craters on it’s Uranus.

4) You just can’t deep-fry Tang.

5) “Trash” would giggle every time the other astronauts suggested a dark side re-entry.

6) There would be Croc prints forever embedded in the moon dust.

7) If ”Trash” found out there were asteroids in the Milky Way it would quit eating candy.

8) “Trash” would cut the sleeves off of a perfectly good space suit to show off a new tattoo.

9) Do we really need a pink flamingo planted outside the International Space Station?

10) The other astronauts would forever be calling out “moon-shot”! (See #2)

No, “Trash” should stick to vacationing on the Gulf Shore beaches, where it belongs!