1) Absolutely not. The double wide would never survive re-entry!

2) “Trash“ would automatically pull it’s britches down every time it hears “moon-shot”.

3) “Trash” already has too many craters on it’s Uranus.

4) You just can’t deep-fry Tang.

5) “Trash” would giggle every time the other astronauts suggested a dark side re-entry.

6) There would be Croc prints forever embedded in the moon dust.

7) If ”Trash” found out there were asteroids in the Milky Way it would quit eating candy.

8) “Trash” would cut the sleeves off of a perfectly good space suit to show off a new tattoo.

9) Do we really need a pink flamingo planted outside the International Space Station?

10) The other astronauts would forever be calling out “moon-shot”! (See #2)

No, “Trash” should stick to vacationing on the Gulf Shore beaches, where it belongs!

this is one of the better things we've sent out to the stars. the cosmos is intimidated by a sharp turn of sarcasm. it is totally unmoved by spent fuel rods, or obsolete stores of media. all that just gets pulverised over time.

but radiation that is trashy in nature, like awful hallmark channel type of crap, game shows, SPORTS EVENTS, commercials, politics, religious preaching, and all the other crap we loaded onto one kind of antenna and let it catapult away, all that trash which annoyed us so, is spreading away from us, in all directions, and while some of it gets absorbed into some gravitational sinkholes, we are still responsible for the worst period of electromagnetic interference in history.

ever wonder why aliens don't transmit a message to us. its not that they were driven extinct, or are afraid. its just that its just bad manners!

keep your transmissions classy or pipe down. they don't want to complain , and they wont invade over this. but we are not making friends, the way we are going.

pigs in space, is what saves us from total humiliation. not much else.

My empty can of coke goes on a journey.

From my red rubbish bin to my black big bin.

From the trash collector to a landfill.

Pile upon pile of rubbish stack up.

Abandoned mattresses stacked up high.

Piles upon piles of black bags melting in the sun.

The bulldozer crushes the bags together, compacting them, making room for more.

What will happen when all the landfills are full?

We may pollute the sea, tying bin bags to weights to submerse them into the depths of the sea.

Then when we have polluted the oceans, we will look to the sky.

Space.

Rockets full of rubbish,

blasted off to space.

Bag after bag shot into space,

left to forever float in the mass of emptiness.

Rubbish bags on their own exploration into the unknown.

Absolutely not. We already have enough problems with pollution on earth, humans use too much and waste too much, but now you want to send it to space? It may save our problems for a little while, but what happens when trash starts to block the atmosphere of earth in a few hundred years? Not only is it an option that would take a lot of work and money. It isn't safe either.

What we should do instead is recycle more, use less, and be more careful about where we are throwing trash.

Trashing a place we don't even belong to,

Going to space just to do atrocities like this,

We don't own the universe,

Put simply, we are guests, observers,

The stars are there to be admired,

Not to be defiled and labeled,

We are trying to terraform Mars,

The planet isn't even ours,

If this is how we choose to behave,

Then no, no one has earned the right or privilege to go to outer space,

Neither, should they have the audacity to use it for their junk and waste.

No. There's enough trash in space as it is without us exacerbating the issue. And even if we did, it wouldn't solve our trash problem; we'd just be displacing it elsewhere. We need to produce less trash if we want to continue living on this planet. We have finite resources and finite space here on Earth; we need to figure out a way to live more sustainably and yes, it'll be hard, but sometimes you just have to put on your big boy pants and get to work.