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Schplotzery- n. [from: to schplotzer(v.)]- a series of screwups of unprecedented magnitude, followed by increadiably weak , unimaginative , and obvious excuse.

example: the dietician did not accept my schplotzery, and said nothing in reference to the massive spill of chocolate syrup on my way to the appointment. she merely rubbed her temples quietly.

Vainganuous- adj. [from: vainganuousy (n.)]- a condition if extreme hypocrisy, where one exerts one's self to show outrage, while the incincerity is made apparent even more by these actions.

example: the guest speaker showing up to a UNICEF fundraiser with a humvee seemed a tad vainganuous, until i learned that SUV was powered by a two ponies that were walking on a treadmill, which were cleverly concealed in the rear.

Envexed- v., adj. -to be at the dry center of a coffee mark, confused about what to do about it.

example: being thoroughly envexed, the ant tried repeatedly to find a way out, but was repelled again and again by the odors coming off of the continuously circular perimeter.

Foreslooth - v. - to wishfully construe or interpret scant evidence in the most optimistic way.

example: a subtle choice of expression sets my heart racing as i foreslooth endlessly.

Puzzuliant - adj. - to be in a state of mind of confusion and frustration, when a log-in password is forgotten, having been created only recently.

example- his puzzuliant grimace showed that yet again, he had forgotten his password and will need to push the dreaded "forgot password?" button. indeed, it is well that it is not a physical button, else it would have surly worn out by now.

Triumphyjulation - n. - the much celebrated return of absent idols.

the return of @estherflowers1 and @danceinsilence led to great triumphyjulation among the lesser mortals of theprose.com.

Pingpongary -1) n.- a harmless, repeated sound that is thoroughly recognizable.

example- there was no mistaking the pingpongary of the dishwasher. yet again, i had been remiss in stacking it correctly.

2) n.- a subtle nuisance that one struggles to overcome.

example: despite the pingpongary of the cicadas, i kept the window open.

Marshzipan - n. - an unholy union of confections of very diverging textures.

Example: the so called "space ice-cream" is an abomination unto the lord. remember , "thou shalt not produce a marshzipan , for it is evil as a ".

Bigraphical Euphoria - n. - a rare mental condition where the usage of unorthodox punctuation marking in texts brings about a state of euphria.

example: Now! is the winter? of "our" discontent; Made* glorious-summer-by 'this, sun, of, York; And)all(the clouds;that lour'd upon our house. In the deep! bosom•of the\ ocean buried?