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886;38qiP!!
886;38qiP!!
message #2
must this accursed wretch,
our cherished tabula inscribe?
with arsenic, and trupentine,
our vengence like he imbibe!
message #3
our patented detergent, now safe for use with synthetics and wool. you will be amazed at the results.
message #4
investigating new and exciting investments in singapore. what valuation shall we reach in May, the world wonders. incidentally, do you think i can get Megatron's tie?
message #5
barbapapa is hot! i'd like to see what shapes he can come up with, while covered in hershey's chocolate syrup.
message #6
prepareSUBDIV3forinterceptioninquadrantQ2/V1by0230stop
message #7
I....... being of sound mind and body hearby bequath the following items, to my............... , ................. in the eventuality of my death.
2pencils, 7pens, 1 multicolor pen, eraser tape, half used eraser, half a ruler clear plastic, 3 sticks of gum, 2 paper clips, one pencilcase (blue dinner, front zipper broken.
they served me well in my ascent and i shall not forget their abject loyalty and servitude. their daily grovelling was crucial to my efforts at establishing dominance, and i shall reward this subserviance with the proper cheap material prize which they deserve.
signed........
witnessed........
date.........
message #8
it's the quickening!!
there can be only one.
message #9
the third egg from the right was cracked, i have pretended that i didn't see that going out this morning, but i do not know how long i could keep this pretense going. the fruit are not arranged with the leaf on top, one of the sandwich halves has a very noticeable imperfection, as the bread pieces do not even match!! it is your responsibility to ensure compliance and i hold you at fault. expect my wrath!!
message #10
Megatron's fly is open!!!
message #11
i have two of her surgical masks, one vlue, one white with little pandas. both in mint condition and preserved in ziplocks. i shall start bidding at 45$
message #12
i am a koi,
among the reeds
i fear the rippling waters
this is not a haiku.
message #13
Barbatstepmama and Barbabelle in lesbo incest porn.
message #14
even the other decepticons don't like Megatron.
message #15
would you like to go out? i've been checking you out and i want to say that there were many times that i pictured what it would be like, to go out with you, while fondeling a carrot. i noticed you gawking at me and just want to know which vegetable do you use?
message #16
if you're blue,
and you don't know,
where to go to
why don't you go,
where fashion sits,
don't pop all your zitts.
message #17
some day , if you work hard, and apply yourself, you too could be addicted to meth and turning tricks on the highway.
message #18
there is no future, silly rabbit.
message #19
why are we using paper notes?!?
message #20
if you were a star wars charachter you'd be Scotty.
message #21
Megatron's going to have a heart attack. haha!
message #22
how do you do emojis?!
message #23
want to go to the racetrack with me? i got a tip from Jimmy Shanks about the third race.
message #24
you put the penny on the rail and it gives you a nice memento. you put your thing on the rail and you get a nice momento.
message #25
sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex!!!!
message #26
how many toothpicks were on the floor?
message #27
megatron doesnt do very good ppts.
message #28
it's not even a fair fight. Cathulu will fucking EAT Morgoth.
message #29
you put your right hand in, you put your right hand out....
message #30
dear Megatron, i have a great interest in your classes. i have great dreams. with the help of the allmighty FSM, i shall some day become an actuary or maybe a loss-adjuster. i want you to know that your positive influance upon me has reduced the chance that i will report to the police what I've seen to just 63.54% this note that this is within the first standard deviation and the Z number is just 8000$ .