family ties

joey and jack found out that there related to their family trees but they don't know where. so they got out there confusing trees and started to look them up. To see where they tied in but part of the way though they got confused in the end they finished it.

but they wondered why did their ancestors place all this confusing info on it. why.

directly transcribed from them reading the old tree papers.

starting from them and going back.

so my (Joey's) mother's sister married a man whose great grandmother's brother was married back into my mother's great grandmother, now that grandmother's brother's 2nd removed cousin had a sister who ran away with a monster and gave birth to creepy little demons of the world. moving back to the main tree the second removed cousin married his son's uncle who was the grandmother's brother from above. their child was unimportant. moving back to that great grandmother's mother's mother's father's brother whose mom was different from this other brother was married to the grand sister of the aunt for the wedding. meaning the brother's mother and sister's father was great man who served in the Spanish war. the man's mothers fathers father was a captain on a ship and had 4 mothers and 6 wives, so of those six wives, he married 3 of his mothers for he was only 5 years older than them. but his 4th mother was the direct descendant of joey, her mothers fathers sisters, friends brothers dogs puppy owners father was the sailor captain great, great grandfather, his father's mothers fathers sisters mothers father, is an earl whose mother was a commoner, and his father was an earl, but his mothers fathers fish, was eaten by his great mother's sisters brothers dog, whose owner was a duke of a small domain, that domain was one of beauty.

now, my (jack's) grandmother sisters brothers, cousins', mother, brothers, sons sisters fathers brothers fathers, fathers, fathers great grandfathers mothers brothers wives sisters kin s father married a woman of war who was a slave, she then became a maid. that maid brother married a woman whose father was a direct descendent of Jack, now that father's brother grandfathers mother's sister marry a cray killer lost her life and her children were turned to murder sprees when they were 10 all dying in prison at the age of 25. not important, the mother's mother's father was the father of a widow who remarried into our family the then fathers sisters mothers mother grandfathers 2 sisters married a captain each. who then married a mother. there grandfather's mothers sisters great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandmother was a duke who married into a Barron whose mothers father was a lord whose sister was the ruler of the area. and whose father was king.

with those being said where were they related?

jack and joey found out after reading it a second time.

note: if you have the answer you can say it in the comments if you want.