A diamond

Cinderella and Prince Charming were bored with their mundane lives. Happily, ever after wasn't so happy and they were both waiting for what came after. Cindy sat looking longingly out the window for something to bring a little joy to this very "safe" and boring marriage. Coming up alongside the prince coyly looking at him and attempting to "swing" herself into his lap, only to catch him off guard. He let out a high "pitch" scream, as Cindy landed on his "balls". Spilling them onto the floor she watched them roll under the chair. Realizing she had put him in a "foul" mood, she asked him to 'slide" over so she could pick them up. Attempting to throw one into the bucket and missing. She just watched it bounce "out" and hit him in the eye.