A story about Mash and Mosh:

Ahem:

Jimby Mash and Joey Mosh were dual kings of pain;

One sold E and LSD, the other sold cocaine.

They had their share of differences, they had their friendly spats,

But in the sins beneath their skins, they’re more or less the same...

Jimby Mash and Joey Mosh began to drift apart;

Business was vicious, see, it got into their hearts--

And all it takes is one mistake ’til someone’s temper snaps;

(In this case it was Joey’s thoughts on Jimby’s taste in art.)

Jimby Mash and Joey Mosh did get into a war,

The kind concerned with making right what had been wrong before--

But once into this mode of thought those two were thoroughly trapped,

The fighting was relentless, yes, ’til Mash and Mosh got bored!

Mash and Mosh found common ground, for that for them we clap--

That E, cocaine, and LSD may henceforth flow unstopped!

This, you must understand, is why.