Fear is A Four Letter Word, ‘GUN’ is Three
Picture this:
You’re trapped in a room full of people you don’t know that won’t stop talking about the stock market and every so often will fall to the ground and make a loud “WEEE” noise. You are the only sane person in the room. You are humored at the aspect of the falling individuals in front of you, yet you are afraid. What made you be in that room? Why did you have to be there?
And one important last question, how can you get out?
Fear is an overwhelming sensation, but when treated correctly goes over quite well. Allow me to laminate out a proper method to not only overcome fear in a sense the picture imagined generates but any type in any situation as well.
Step 1: Yell “Fire!”
Fight fear with fear. As it turns out, most individuals nowadays are rather terrified of the concept of burning alive. Not sure exactly why, but the act of yelling about an incoming fire has been show to generate hysteria. There is almost no method of fighting fear quite as effective as generating fear onto those who cause that emotion onto you.
This step is most effective with the arms flailed like a rag doll, a sense of urgency, and a display of human emotion. It should be noted that this step does not suggest that you start a fire to deter any feelings of fear, but it does suggest that you scare others into believing as such.
Step 2: Start a fire
Picking up where step 1 left off, actually starting a fire is a great way of getting others away from you. This step works best when overstimulated, when needing personal space, when in California, or when in a total state of panic. There is almost no method that can dissolve fear toward other people than a fear of fire. If handled properly with a general distaste of care, fire can be rather unintimidating. You may find others to not think this way, but that’s when this step works best.
If you can’t fake a fire, you should start one. If you can‘t properly convey a sense of panic through flailed arms and urgency, you should give others something to scream about. A control over other‘s fears has been shown to eliminate one’s sense of fear, and has even been shown to generate a certain calm.
This step works best with foreplay. Sprinkle around some gasoline before setting your setting ablaze. Threaten others with fire before pulling out a torch, that sort of thing. As mentioned, a bringer of fear knows no fear. Take this to heart.
Step 3: Abandon the fire and pull out a gun
Get the party started. With a bang.
Unfortunately, some people are rather enchanted by the presence of fire instead of acting paranoid and crazed with it around close. This can be most infuriating.
To cause a fear in people who seem rather fearless, this is where you would pull out a revolver and go ham.
The foreplay doesn’t work? Gun. The fire’s not a hit? Gun. You’re still scared? Gun.
A semi-automatic weapon is, in today’s climate, the most intensely beautiful way of fighting fear. One pop and the people run, and you have become an agent of chaos. What’s beautiful about this step is that once you were afraid, now you have fun.
What’s important to remember about this step is that bodily harm is technically illegal, and that aim is necessary and a confidence is needed. You cannot let down your guard, for someone else may have a glock on their person.
Well, those were the steps. I personally hope that you’re able to eradicate the fear you feel, and I hope that this post had given you some clarity, There is no beed to be afraid. Only fear for the people in the general vicinity of your armed person.
Thank you and stay safe, my friend.