Afraid of clowns? No problem! I hear there are no clowns on mars, you should move up there, especially if you are also afraid of water.

Afraid of heights? Don't you worry 'bout that! If you are in a high place, get high on weed and you won't be able to tell the difference.

Afraid of spiders? EASY! All you have to do to stop being afraid of spiders is.....

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We have just been informed that the person writing these tips has just been killed by a spider, or spiders, or spiders with guns. Not entirely sure, but you should definitely be afraid of spiders.