Rap battle from 2014

Him: Ye hoebag with no swag, egad that's so sad

Me: Swag is for a nag. I got class, unlike yo' pixie-ass.

Him: You redheaded bafoon, I'll leave you bloody like the rest of your tampons scattered in your room.

Me: That didn't even rhyme, so stop wasting my time, and go back to where you came from, that filth and grime.

Him: Oh, look at that, you're all in your chest, thinkin you up on my level, Lawd, is this a test? Here, have a snickers, cuz I know that you're stressed, you sorta turn into a rerun of that big ass green Shrek.

Me: Lmao look at you, tryna be be cooler than keylime pie. Wouldn't you just die, if you found your loss to be nigh. I'd just sigh, and say goodbye.

Him: Let me welcome you to my house of pain, bodies drippin from the walls like I'm Ed Gein. Masterpieces in pieces painted in holy blood, alters of alter egos I'm trippin, and I can't even like that little engine, you're finished; class dismissed out for summer BISHHHH

Me: Oh mah gawrd, you still look like you tryin too hard like a twi-tard. That your goal in life? Then you should snatch a knife. Cause that shit's gotta be buried 6 feet under. Will you do it, I wonder.

Me: Was that a diss? I couldn't tell cuz I'm "LEGALLY BLIND", I see you tryin to "HOLD IT DOWN", but you're afloat with no hope, you're the titanic with no boat, what a joke, I don't choke, I keep it flowin like the lines of the Pope.

Him: Oh shit, he actually got some skill. Too bad I' already so close to the kill. A lil while more, you'll hear it knocking at your door. My prowess has been entirely present, unlike you, you peasant. Your poor soul will feel my presence, a second before I destroy you existence. So you best prepare yourself, you dirty delph.