To Make Me

2 Tablespoons Confidence

3 Cup Sarcasm

1 Teaspoon Anger

A pinch of Originality for color

A hint of Humility, to taste

Mix well, then cover with:

1 1/2 Cups Dry Humor

Stretch into Skinny Jeans and Plaid Shirts.

Cook at 98.6 degrees for 25 years.

Serve with Chilled Demeanor and Recklessness. Best served hot, and best enjoyed late in the evening with Laughter and wine.