This is it.

Step off the launching pad and forget how they betrayed you.

(If they're Judas, you're an underachieving Christ)

What would Jesus do?

(Rip the teeth out of their skulls and plant them in the ground, grow dragon soldiers)

No.

Remember, you went to Catholic school.

Fill in the correct answer

(There is no true, but always false)

It doesn't matter.

(It never did)