Screw Off

Philip Seymour Hoffman was an enormous man with enormous drug problems. Lay off me I'm trying to warm up my rhyme game, mane. Now I'll continue but know it's with disdain. Hang on a second. I'm not a poet who didn't know it, but I'm pretty sure I've read poems that didn't rhyme in my time. Stop that! Gott damn devil assumes he owes me something. What? Read betwixt thou lines my mane. Ok, this is insane. Let it ride.

There are far too many drill bits and screws waiting to frustrate the ever loving fuck out of me and I don't like it. Have you ever tried the cockroach of drugs? Rick James knows nothing about hell. He never got his greasy hands on a bag of methamphetamine did he? No he did not. Cocaine is a heavenly drug compared to meth. You don't steal screwdrivers and disassemble mopeds after dabbling in the booger sugar do you? No you do not. Let's make this train wreck a little more interesting and explain that slick dealing of useless top knowledge that's confusing you.

Dave Chappelle tickles the funny bone better than a feathered cap full of macaroni. Huh? He's quite literally the funniest man who ever lived. If you disagree I'll tell you what the 5 fingers said to the face. Chapelle used his formidable comedy show to bring us all one helluva story he heard from the late great Charlie Murphy. A true Hollywood story about a man who terrorized many people and even more couches during his illustrious career. Rick James. Nope. This isn't working for me. There are way too many references rattling around in my dome. It's like a goddamn episode of Family Guy up there. Super Freak, MC Hammers, screwdrivers, cocaine. I rest my case.

"Cocaine is a helluva drug."~Rick James

What's the deal with Phillips Magnavox? Magnavox is a registered trademark a Phillips electronics my mane. You can't program a universal remote to a Magnavox if it's a Philips electronics product though. Go figure. Now get out of here you little screwballs. I'm done with my fun. Rhymes. Game set match mane. Give me my 3 bucks tomorrow.

Disclaimer: I write with reckless abandon during the first draft. I quickly come back and tie up any loose ends I come across after I read my posts. The Prose buttons constantly malfunction and I can't edit to save my write. So there are no typos, yo.