Oh Goodness..
I would think to myself as I stop mid-chugging my sweet tea not even playing it off like I wasn't a Literal-thirsty-bitch. (Not to be confused with a thirsty bitch normally denoted in the slang of the today's modern youth).
I would; smiling wide;
with mouth and eyes,
And in truth,
I'd say,
"Well , I wouldn't normally describe my writing. I mean; hmmm....
I mean that i have trouble describing my work because each piece is unique and purely it is what it needs to say; whatever the case may be.
So for me to describe them I'd just need to read em to you. Honestly.
Alot of people say I use big words to sound smart or to be aloof, but I don't, and I don't argue.
Though I do not agree.
I just can't imagine performing several sentences denoting meaning when nuances that could understood by an instance of a single words usage exist. Language is a tool that can be emhanced and should a word have its meaning being equivalent to the most pertinent sum of what I have to say; then damn it! It is what I'll say."
[I'd finish saying this followed by a silence long enough that I start to second guess my confidence in my answer and I'd shake my head like an overthinker and say,
" Nah, really if i had to sum it up another way I'd just tell you "I like Turtles, and then drool a bit."
After which point my cheeks would burn rubicond and after chuckling I'd return to sip at my sweet tea where I sit.