Challenge
To all the slithy toves - nonsense rhyme and don't spare the dictionary. All lack of styles welcome. Fantastical alogrithms accepted.
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Fuckin’ Peter
Pitter pat the mouse ran fast,
But Peter the cat would have little and less to do with that.
Pitter patter the mouse ran faster, but
Peter purred for food from master.
Peter doesn't partake in chase after measly morsels such a mouses.
Only after laser dots in houses.
All this is fine for this feline
known fondly as Peter the benign.