In the history of Prose, has there ever been a challenge more perfectly suited for procrastination?

When the levee breaks, I put a spell on you. You, proud Mary, down in it… who’ll stop the rain?

Don’t cry. The end is the beginning is the end, Mary Anne with the shaky hand. God’s gonna cut you down.

“When the Levee Breaks,” Led Zeppelin

“I Put a Spell On You,” CCR

“You,” Candlebox

“Proud Mary,” CCR

“Down In It,” Nine Inch Nails

“Who’ll Stop the Rain,” CCR

“Don’t Cry,” Guns n Roses

“The End is the Beginning is the End,” The Smashing Pumpkins

“Mary Anne with the Shaky Hand,” The Who

“God’s Gonna Cut You Down,” Johnny Cash