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It seems that a lot of writers have been writing on the darker side of things and less on the lighter. Write a humorous piece, prose or poem, about something you want to direct at another person, that could be, to name but a few, a current/former crush; someone you’re in love with, a person who is living or departed you hold dear; an adversary. Use any form of humor with your words that will make you laugh, and any reader who reads what you wrote laugh with you, and cheer for you.
Valtunk
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model war

There was Vashonah

Philistine Friseur

Coiffeur extraordinaire

in time when what was on the head

was more important than what was in it

a heritage Phillistine, a treasure to cherish

with model Delilah at its top

There was Hasmoneh

Jewish Friseur

Barbier, Haarschnitt exemplified

at days when Jews

not knowing yarmulkas

cherished the waves God gave them on the skull

with model Samson to be had at all costs.

Heathen Egypti

mother of pearls, perfumes, pomades, and other women's descent into hell

celebrated hair temple

inviting the world

Vashonah and Hasmoneh too

to their concern

Samson and Delilah, there travailed

bathed and dressed in warnings of dire

and had sex

with hair unruffled

and fight

"Your wave of hair is an affront to Herrenfrieseur in and Schonheitsalon"

adamantine Delilah bellowed

"No Bader, no Barbier wird schnitt the cat you have on your skull!" enforced Samson his solution. And as he could break the temple they were sleeping in, she shut up; forced.

Samson, from all pomades and perfumes dizzy fell on the sleep floor. Delilah, Haarkunstler's extreme, could not allow affront to her Bader school of Friseur to continue and cut the revolting curls.

And that is how

the 27-year Barbier war between the Philistines and Jews did begin.

© Jun 29

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