Challenge
I'm just kidding
write a piece that sums up your humor as well as possible, but let's push it to the edge of PC (politically correct) as much as possible. 5 smackers to the funniest piece
A nihilist, a dodecahedron, and a cruciverbalist walk into a bar in heaven called "Know Thyself." The nihilist says to the bartender, "I believe I'll have a drink," and immediately vanishes into thin air. Seeing this, the dodecahedron starts to nervously shake and remarks, "Um, I would, but I'm a little out of shape," and likewise disappears with a loud pop. The cruciverbalist gives a nod to the bartender and says, "Two down."
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