Wash Your Butt
Let me ask you an important question if I may. Tell me friend, if you got a little poop in between your toes right now, would you be satisfied by cleaning that mushy smelly crap with bone-dry-one-ply toilet paper from Arby's? Wouldn't you at least like a little water with your shitty clean up supplies?
If you answered like every other sane and sanitary human being on Earth today, then you need the Brondell Simple Spa Bidet, available to you today for the Low Low Price of $32.99. You won't regret it.
So simple, even your inept spouse or screaming threenanger could install this beautiful and lifechanging booty beauty.
No long shipping times and always in stock, the Brondell Simple Spa Bidet is available on Amazon right now. So go get yourself fresh peaches my friends!
HERE'S THE AMAZON LINK!
You'll never allow poop to be dry wiped between your cheeks again. This is NOT a paid promotional advertisement. I'm not making a single cent when you buy this amazing product. I'm rich now that I don't have to buy Cottonelle every week, and I didn't bat an eyelash during the Covid Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020. Clean butt, clear mind.
You should wash your tushy. Be a little bougie. You deserve it! And for the incredibly LOW price of $32.99, why wouldn't you give a fresh rearend a try?
Trust me. Believe in the Bidet. Wash the poop off your body with clean and gentle water. Revel in the luxurious toilet paper you can afford to buy now with all the money you saved on your smart ass. TP is only required for a little soft pat to dry. Air drying is also an available option for no additional fee!
Buy the Brondell Simple Spa Bidet today for the love of God.
Wash your butt.
*******Here's the Amazon link again in case you missed it the first time, you gross dirty heathen. Get right with God today for only $32.99.